URGH!!!! I
already wasn’t looking forward to flying for 31 hours to Michigan…who
would? But when I landed in
Anchorage, everything seemed to be going well. I booked a car pretty quickly. That’s where everything that was going well, stopped going
well.
I was given directions to Wal-Mart (the one with a Bush
department)…however when I got where I needed to be, there was no
Wal-Mart. Luckily there was a Fred
Meyer. However, I hadn’t eaten
anything all day, so I figured I’d go straight for a couple miles and there’d
have to at least be a McDonald’s around.
Luckily…I saw the golden arches ahead. Less than 2 miles away. However, I also saw a Chinese restaurant. Awesome! I haven’t had restaurant food in months, I’ve been craving
this, and I won’t have to eat the nasty, greasiness. However, when I walked in…they were out of power.
I went looking for another Chinese restaurant for a few
miles, but it really wasn’t worth it.
So off to the golden arches I was.
I pulled off into the parking lot and sat for about 10 minutes, ate, and
just relaxed. Then I was off. As I was pulling out of the parking
lot, I saw that the Chinese restaurant had their power back…urgh.
Then I was off to Fred Meyer. I got there, went to customer service to make sure they had
a Bush department…nope. Well, I
bought a few gifts and movies anyway.
Spent about $100. Oh well.
Off to the second Fred Meyer (they gave me directions). However, as I was driving, they told me
to turn right on Minnesota…it was a highway. You take the first right to go south or the second right to
go north…I chose south because that’s the way it kept going. Nope. Wrong.
After about 45 minutes I got out my phone and used the map
to get me to the Fred Meyer that was by where he was telling me to go. I got there in about another 20
minutes. I walked in, grabbed my
cart, but I was going to make sure it was a Bush store…nope. Urgh. They gave me directions to another Fred Meyer…definitely
this time. I start going…after
about 15 minutes and being next to the airport, I decided I needed my phone
again. It told me she told me to
leave the parking lot to the left instead of turning right. Urgh.
So I spent 25 minutes back tracking and finding a new
place. However, on my way I passed
a Wal-Mart. Great! The original plan! I walk in, go to customer service, ask
if it has a Bush department….nope.
urgh.
Out to the car I go.
I get my map back out and follow the directions. 10 minutes later, I arrive at Dunbar
Ln. It’s a neighborhood…urgh. I finally figure out which Fred Meyer
they want me to go to, look it up on my phone…it’s Dubarr Rd that I’m supposed
to be going to…urgh.
Now I have actually pulled off to the side of the road to
write all of this down because I know I’ll miss a step or two with all the
comical aspects. Wow. What a good start. I’m gonna need a lot of Jack when I get
home…
In case you were wondering: I did make it to the store that was correct. I did buy my stuff. I was in the store shopping for no more than 20 minutes. I spent almost 5 hours looking around the city for the store with a Bush department...Oh Bush...How I love thee.........